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Quick Stats

• Championship: FORMULADUUDE SEASON 02
• Race: FORMULADUUDE SEASON 02 FEATURE RACE
• Track Length: 3.907 km
• Most Distance Covered: 16 laps, 62.512 km
• Simulator Used: GTR2

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Race report: Brands Hatch: How Juliano Flores Kept the BMW Z3 on Asphalt

How does a racing driver maintain absolute serenity while 3,907 metres of Kent countryside try to eject their car into a hedge? Scuderia Libra arrived at Brands Hatch with a clear strategy, an immaculate BMW Z3, and two crates of imported chimarrão.

Juliano Flores (#29) completed sixteen laps of relentless, metronomic precision to take victory in the FormuluDuude Season 02 Feature Race, crossing the line in 0:26:11.607. Down in the pit lane, guest strategist Lemmy Kilmister adjusted his fedora, took a slow pull from a bottle of Jack Daniel's, and offered his assessment of the afternoon's proceedings.

Lemmy Kilmister (Strategic Consultant): You want to know how you win around here? You don't try to reinvent the wheel, and you certainly don't drive like you're late for a dental appointment. Juliano kept it on the black stuff. That's more than can be said for the traffic behind us.

Farther back, Fernando Horta (#01) managed fifteen laps, trailing home a lap down in second place despite setting the fastest lap of the race at 1:34.097. Rumour has it Horta spent the final three tours arguing with his own telemetry screen over why the BMW Z3 refused to sprout wings and leap over Paddock Hill Bend.

Juliano Flores (Race Winner): The car felt balanced, the tyres stayed alive, and honestly, the hardest part of the afternoon was listening to Lemmy play basslines through the team radio during our pit stop. We take the twenty-five points, we take the trophy, and we leave the English weather to sort itself out.

Ps. Mansell was last seen trying to refuel a lawnmower with lukewarm tea in the paddock car park.

Disclaimer: This is a fictional, satirical report of a online race. No events described on this text are to be taken seriously, and by no means reflect the author or their views, quotes or situations. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental

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Classification

Position		Driver	Team	Car	Laps	Gap	Best Lap	Points
1		JULIANO FLORES	SCUDERIA LIBRA	BMW Z3	16	0:26:11.607	1:34.839	10
2		FERNANDO HORTA	SHAKAXD	BMW Z3	15	+ 1 LAP	1:34.097	7

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Driver Standings

Position	Driver	Team	Points
1	JULIANO FLORES	SCUDERIA LIBRA	10
2	FERNANDO HORTA	SHAKAXD	7

Team Standings

Position	Team	Points
1	SCUDERIA LIBRA	10
2	SHAKAXD	7

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