{ Fernando Horta } → Racing Games

Quick Stats

• Track Length: 4.967 km
• Most Distance Covered: 18 laps, 89.406 km
• Simulator Used: GTR2

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Race report: Pergusa Radio Chatter: Horta P19 and Counting

PERGUSA CHRONICLES: DUST, HEAT, AND MID-PACK MISERY

Fabrizio Gollin took a clean win for BMS Scuderia Italia after 18 laps around the sun-baked Autodromo di Pergusa, while Fernando Horta laboured home in 19th position with 16 laps completed in the Team Maranello Concessionaires Ferrari 360 GT.

Hugh Laurie (#27 Team Principal): Box this lap. People lie, but the tyre temperatures are telling me you are driving this thing like it's made of wet cardboard.

Fernando Horta (#27 Driver): The car won't turn, Hugh. I think someone dropped an espresso machine in the footwell.

Hugh Laurie (#27 Team Principal): Pain is just weakness leaving the chassis. Also, your lap times are offensive. Keep going.

Fernando Horta (#27 Driver): I'm getting overtaken by a Porsche cup car driven by someone's uncle.

Hugh Laurie (#27 Team Principal): Shut up and drive. Everyone lies about their setup, but you're lying about your braking points.

Post-Race Press Gaggle

Kent Komeu - The Punning Herald: Fernando, finishing P19 while Gollin takes the spoils—is this a tactical masterclass in avoiding champagne hangovers?

Fernando Horta: No, Kent. It is a tactical masterclass in being very, very slow.

R.U. Serious - Daily Weekly: Team Principal Laurie stated earlier that people lie. Was your race pace just an elaborate deception?

Fernando Horta: I wish. The stopwatch was unfortunately entirely honest.

Disclaimer: This team does not endorse blaming Italian paving stones for lack of talent.

Ps. This broadcast is brought to you by Duude Energy: when you need to finish two laps down with maximum confidence.

Disclaimer: This is a fictional, satirical report of a offline race against AI-driven opponents. All characters are fictional. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental

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Classification

Position	Class		Driver	Team	Car	Laps	Gap	Best Lap
1	GT1		FABRIZIO GOLLIN	BMS SCUDERIA ITALIA	HQ F550 GTS	18	0:27:52.496	1:31.911
2	GT1		MIKE HEZEMANS	FORCE ONE FESTINA	HQ CHRYSLER VIPER GTS-R	18	+ 07.134	1:31.490
3	GT1		FRANZ KONRAD	KONRAD MOTORSPORT	HQ SALEEN S7-R	18	+ 12.013	1:30.836
4	GT1		MIKE NEWTON	GRAHAM NASH MOTORSPORT	HQ SALEEN S7-R	18	+ 16.188	1:31.167
5	GT1		JAMIE CAMPBELL-WALTER	LISTER RACING	HQ LISTER STORM GT	18	+ 32.927	1:32.026
6	GT1		CLAUDE YVES GOSSELIN	PAUL BELMONDO RACING	HQ CHRYSLER VIPER GTS-R	18	+ 36.811	1:32.900
7	GT1		CHRISTOPHE BOUCHUT	LARBRE COMPETITION	HQ CHRYSLER VIPER GTS-R	18	+ 39.332	1:32.835
8	GT1		PAUL BELMONDO	PAUL BELMONDO RACING	HQ CHRYSLER VIPER GTS-R	18	+ 54.595	1:32.900
9	GT1		HENRIK ROOS	ROOS OPTIMA RACING	HQ CHRYSLER VIPER GTS-R	17	+ 1 LAP	1:32.986
1	GT2		MIKE JORDAN	TEAM EUROTECH	HQ P996 GT3-RS	17	+ 1 LAP	1:39.127
2	GT2		DIEGO ALESSI	AUTORLANDO SPORT	HQ P996 GT3-RS	17	+ 1 LAP	1:39.768
3	GT2		LUIS VILLALBA	MOTOR COMPETITION	HQ P996 GT3-RS	17	+ 1 LAP	1:39.913
4	GT2		GODFREY JONES	TEAM EUROTECH	HQ P996 GT3-R	17	+ 1 LAP	1:39.383
5	GT2		PETER KUTEMANN	JMB RACING	HQ F360 GT	17	+ 1 LAP	1:38.917
6	GT2		IAN KHAN	CIRTEK MOTORSPORT	HQ P996 GT3-R	17	+ 1 LAP	1:39.801
1	G2		STEVEN VAN BELLINGEN	RTM RACING	HQ P996 GT2	17	+ 1 LAP	1:38.207
7	GT2		RENATO PREMOLI	AB MOTORSPORT	HQ P996 GT3-RS	16	+ 2 LAPS	1:39.636
8	GT2		XAVIER POMPIDOU	CIRTEK MOTORSPORT	HQ P996 GT3-R	16	+ 2 LAPS	1:40.005
9	GT2		FERNANDO HORTA	TEAM MARANELLO CONCESSIONAIRES	HQ F360 GT	16	+ 2 LAPS	1:40.261
1	G3		PATRICK CHAILLET	SIGNA RACING	HQ P996 GT3 CUP	16	+ 2 LAPS	1:41.723
2	G3		LOIC DEMAN	LAND MOTORSPORT	HQ P996 GT3 CUP	16	+ 2 LAPS	1:41.532
10	GT2		HORST FELBERMAYR	JVG RACING	HQ P996 GT3-RS	16	+ 2 LAPS	1:38.943
10	GT1		THOMAS BIAGI	BMS SCUDERIA ITALIA	HQ F550 GTS	10	DNF	1:31.358
11	GT2		GABRIELE GARDEL	FREISINGER MOTORSPORT	HQ P996 GT3-RS	10	DNF	1:39.360
12	GT2		STEVE EARLE	PETER KUTEMANN	HQ F360 GT	10	DNF	1:39.031
2	G2		STEPHANE LEMERET	BELGIAN RACING	HQ GILLET VERTIGO STREIFF	10	DNF	1:39.566
13	GT2		DANIEL DESBRUERES	DESBRUERES	HQ P996 GT3-RS	8	DNF	1:40.590
3	G3		JAMES RUFFIER	RUFFIER RACING	HQ P996 GT3 CUP	5	DNF	1:41.780
11	GT1		PHILIPPE ALLIOT	FORCE ONE FESTINA	HQ CHRYSLER VIPER GTS-R	4	DNF	1:33.200
12	GT1		PHILIPP PETER	JMB RACING	HQ F550 GTS	2	DNF	1:34.664
13	GT1		BORIS DERICHEBOURG	JMB RACING	HQ F575 GTC	0	DNF

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